I believe that television is ruining my life.
This evil device continues to mold my little impressionable mind...
and I am often left disappointed when my mundane daily agenda, doesn't quite meet cinematic proportion.
When bad things happen, no one comes in to save me in the nick of time.
I rarely meet quirky fun loving friends in unlikely places, and when ever I want to accomplish anything...
It never takes place as a fucking montage. Its usually hard work, and no AC/DC guitar solo.
so fuck you Steven Spielberg. and the Hallmark channel.
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